Hi. I’m Ernie. I write horror. I write funny stuff too. Sometimes I produce stuff.
I have two new books coming out, DEVIL’S CATCH and THE AMISH GIRL, with three more on the horizon. And having seen what’s coming over the horizon, I got to tell you, I’m scared half to death.
So pull up your Kindle and sit a spell and I promise I’ll answer all of your questions. Such as:
– who is THE AMISH GIRL?
– what exactly is a DEVILS CATCH?
– where the hell is Episode 7 of SEX ED: THE SERIES?
Along the way, you’ll read about the true things I discover.
People say my stuff is good. One day I hope to be excellent. That day may be coming any second.